Grodie. Grodie. Grodie. Not the original 1980s flick Valley Girl, the film that made me fall in lust with Nicolas Cage (I've gotten over it in recent years), as that was in fact most tubular.

So, what's grodie to the max, or at least grodie to the three as I typed it back there? Hollywood wants to remake, remodel, revisit the classic fish out of water tale of a punk from the wrong side of the tracks who falls for, like y'know, a girl from the valley... as an '80s themed musical! Like, gag me with a spoon, what a stupid idea!

Apparently songs from the likes of The Go-Go's and The Cars will be assailed. Glee has a lot to answer for, like y'know?